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raidou kuznoha xiv → jouhei kurosawa [au] ([personal profile] thexiv) wrote2018-03-27 02:14 pm

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[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-01 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Would it be weird for Nanashi to go up to Jouhei and go "Hey, so your coworker is coming along to go grocery shopping with us!"? Yeah, it'd be weird. Jouhei is not allowed to suspect anything.

This'll work instead: The next time Nanashi and Jouhei plans to go to the store, Nanashi tips Minato off and Minato gets there ahead of them, rehearsing a "Fancy meeting you here! What a coincidence." in his head while he circles the store keeping a lookout for the other two, making several passes by the sample stalls of salmon cream cheese spread on toast until he starts getting turned away.

Being anxious and excited about finally discovering the source of strawberry candies does not stop Minato from capitalizing on free breakfast. ]
reaquila: (you're going to scam me again?)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-01 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nanashi's keeping a close eye on Jouhei's movements. He's being a little too conspicuous about it. This guy doesn't have any chill. He'll be bouncing down the aisle smiling.

I'm pretty sure Nanashi made up some crapass excuse earlier: "Oh yeah, you know my senpai and he works at your place! Let's go shopping!" So here we are.

What's Jouhei's secret?? ? Where are these candies coming from? The world may never know. ]

reaquila: (QUIT USING AGI ON MINOTAUR)

4/1 after retrospec goes uppp inside of jouhei's apartment / action

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god. Why is Jouhei using the app?

Nanashi's got some explaining to do. He really doesn't want to deal with this. Instead of talking to Jouhei about his new circumstances, Nanashi runs towards the door at full speed.

n o ]
reaquila: (why.jpg)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Nanashi's staring at Jouhei reply to every text message after 30 min pass. This is painful.]

Do something about your phone.

[The only advice he feels like giving right now.]
reaquila: (pic#12130152)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
["You wanna know what's wrong??
This.

Nanashi sends a text message to Jouhei.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻]


Can you see the message I just sent?

[Nope.]
Edited 2018-04-02 02:55 (UTC)

I NEVER TRACKED THIS...................

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-02 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ The 16th time around, Minato is given his own little platter of toast so that he won't stop coming back, and it's now that he sees Nanashi and Jouhei and makes a beeline directly towards them in no way that can be excused as a coincidence.

His mouth is full of crunchy bread, though, so he can't recite what he'd practiced... Instead, he holds out the plate for each of them to offer a sample, and hopefully to get Jouhei to let his guard down. ]
reaquila: (pic#12169875)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Like hell I did.

[Nanashi walks over and shows Jouhei his phone with the proper message.]

This is what you were supposed to see.

[Angry table flipping emojis. ]
reaquila: (pic#12123874)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Nanashi tries some of the bread too. It's pretty good. While he's munching on it he attempts to secretly pass Minato one of those strawberry candies.

Remember he said he would? Minato might suddenly find 2 strawberry candies in his pocket.

This is supposed to be a hidden message!!! Jouhei can't know what's up! ]

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh? Oh. Even if they don't find out the secret today, Minato's already coming out on top with +2 strawberry candies. He nods his thanks at Nanashi, while in the same motion, continues passing Jouhei more bread.

Dry bread with salty spread. After eating about ten of them, you start to crave something sweet, like, say, addictive strawberry hard candies. Maybe he can subconsciously plant this craving into Jouhei's mind. ]
reaquila: (pic#12175495)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Everyone's here to give Minato candies. Nanashi doesn't feel like eating sweets right now. Why are you guys like this?

He's happy to give his share away. Give him another minute or so and he'll finish eating his bread in proper. Then he just goes for another slice because this bread is too good to give up.

They should buy some. ]
reaquila: (pic#12174395)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Was that supposed to be an April fools joke?

Your internet speed is so slow. There's no way a person can live like this...

[He feels tempted to chuck that Nokia outside.]

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-02 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The thank you candy is gratefully accepted. That bumps up today's earnings to three, and he still has three candies back home stashed away in his safety deposit box. He can enjoy one every two months now.

But here it is, a link to the candies that they should pursue, so Minato steps over to the bread and cracker aisle and pulls some of the bread off the shelves. Around five or six loaves that get stacked inside Jouhei's and Nanashi's grocery baskets. No other food. Only bread. Bread leads to candy. ]
reaquila: (thinks of murder)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no. It's that judging stare....! What's wrong with six???? If you have stomach for sweets then you've got a stomach for bread!!!

Nanashi nudges Jouhei's shoulder like "hey, can we take one extra?".

He can make some sort of compromise and go home with two instead. Nanashi is truly a kid. Can you blame him for having a big appetite? In the event that Jouhei refuses to take one extra then Nanashi will pay for it with his own allowance. ]

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-02 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, come on, Jouhei. Minato isn't part of this household but he will still pick up the cream cheese spread used on the samplers and hold it up for Jouhei to see. It's like. A gallon sized bulk purchase or something, but you save so much, considering the price per ounce. And with that much spread, you'll need at least two loafs of bread. ]
reaquila: (why.jpg)

[personal profile] reaquila 2018-04-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jouhei's living in the past!! Move on and live with the present!! ]

Well, you're going to be needing it for a lot more since you've got that app. I know about it.

[Don't pinch himmm]

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